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This site contains information to help you understand the marking process in humanities, creative arts and science essays.

Please read the Table of Contents (Welcome!) . To earn A, (in an assignment, to have a healthy baby or use 50 As to earn a job) please visit the Anarchy Quiz.

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

The lecturer must give you an H1 as well for you to earn H1

The lecturer must give you an originally breasoned out H1 (or A) as well as you completing one for you to earn H1, so that the University is professional.  If the lecturer doesn't complete one for one reason or another when you have completed one, perhaps because he or she:
1. knows you know about pedagogy or meditation, and expects you to do one for him or her him or herself.
2. in addition to 1, expects you to complete the two H1s as "big idea" H1s (the famousness result that could result in a different moral result without meditation) for the purpose of the University contributing to a famous pop song, movie, etc. in the immediate future.
If you are a lecturer, you should "configure" the semester so that H1s are done for you.  Pretend to be the lead actor in the movie, He Man, with the most number of H1s associated with the lead actor currently known.  You will dot on (in appearance only) 15,000,000,000 H1s, to encourage the "powers that be" to help you complete the necessary H1s during your career.  Pop song writers may dot on the 15 billion H1s for each song, to help with sales for that song.  First, complete a single H1 (Anarchy Quiz).
This is followed by activating the system by dotting on an H1 as follows:


Dotting on process
- The first step in “dotting” anything on requires thinking of a professor thinking of a pathway for a breasoning (an action on an object) in relation to that object, where a certain number of breasonings form part of an A-grade argument, by moving a cotton swab along a pathway from inside a clean, dry test tube.
- Pretend the cotton part of the test tube system is the counter.
- Breason out the counter (visualise it as being measured by the dimensions 0.01 m, 0.01 m, 0.005 m).
- As part of visualising the breasoning, pretend to remove the blue dots from the ground below the counter to make sure the counter is “pure” by “asking” that the dots should to be removed, then checking that this is done.
- This removal of impurities can also be done while pretending to untouch a foam blue strip from another strip, meaning the dots are “lifted” away.
- Take the counter “off” it’s “on” status by repeating the untouching step, this time to “unmagnetise” the counter and remove it from view.
“Play” a set of Anarchy Quiz answers (A) by “dotting a set on” (as above).


15 billion As

*Note: when this course mentions greater than 50 As, it means in appearance only, not the number you should represent to yourself each day.


Become a helped lecturer person at the cost of 15,000,000,000 As.
“Play” a set of Anarchy Quiz answers (As) by “dotting a set on” (as above).
Dot on the first 10 of the 15,000,000,000 As.
Then, dot on 10 sets of these first 10 (just 10 dottings on, as above), to dot on 100 As.
Then, dot on 10 sets of these first 100 (just 10 dottings on, as above), to dot on 1000 As.
Then, dot on 10 sets of these first 1000 (just 10 dottings on, as above), to dot on 10,000 As.
Then, dot on 10 sets of these first 10,000 (just 10 dottings on, as above), to dot on 100,000 As.
Then, dot on 10 sets of these first 100,000 (just 10 dottings on, as above), to dot on 1,000,000 As.
Then, dot on 10 sets of these first 1,000,000 (just 10 dottings on, as above), to dot on 10,000,000 As.
Then, dot on 10 sets of these first 10,000,000 (just 10 dottings on, as above), to dot on 100,000,000 As.
Then, dot on 10 sets of these first 100,000,000 (just 10 dottings on, as above), to dot on 1,000,000,000 As.
Then, dot on 10 sets of these first 1,000,000,000 (just 10 dottings on, as above), to dot on 10,000,000,000 As.
Then, dot on 5 sets of the 1,000,000,000  (just 5 dottings on, as above) for 15,000,000,000 As.

After this, "indicate" H1s for students for who you receive a spiritual indicator that he or she have completed an H1 (without doing any work!).  This will allow you to spread around knowledge about pedagogy and meditation to increase marks and health in famousness, respectively.

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